#to be a fly on the wall during that game #while john tries to patiently explain that no mr. green didn’t bash his own head in with the hammer #and sherlock’s spouting off about how mr. green was clearly the kind of man who would kill himself at a party #brutally of course because of some childhood trauma #and the whole time he’s talking and making these grand deductions about fake characters #getting louder and louder as john’s patience wears thinner and thinner#until john is just finally grabbing the paper with the rules written on them to remind sherlock that this is a game and there’s a certain… #way it has to be played but sherlock’s having none of that#because he knows he’s right and there’s no way it could be any different #so john gives up and goes to bed leaving sherlock awake and alone and now on top of bored he’s whining and pissed off#so the board ends up pinned to the wall with the knife #go ahead john ask him to play monopoly#see what happens then
#‘John this is ridiculous’ #‘why have seperate colors’ #‘John no one would make money this many colors it’s horrid’ #‘John you can’t just buy a railroad’ #‘Who does that, John’ #‘John why do I have to pay you money if I land on your property’ #‘Does this mean I have to pay you every time I step into the flat, John’ #‘John this game is pointless’ #‘John’ #‘John where are you going’ #‘….’
(via johnhwatson-)
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Even these agent henchmen know that the best way to get to Sherlock is through John.
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“So…Weeping Angels are on the loose, Lucifer is literally raising Hell, Daleks and demons alike are wreaking havoc all over the world….anything else?”
“Moriarty is behind it all.”
“…Right.”
(via thereichenbachfinn)
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“I don’t understand a God who would let us meet, if there’s no way we could ever be together.” -City of Angels (1998)
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